My Grandpa Ain't No Monkey.

I'm done with moronic fucking people that claim Intelligent Design is a scientific theory. Fuck you. You know nothing about science, you knuckledragging sunfearing neanderthal.

Before I get too inflammatory, let me explain where I stand.

I'm an extremely metaphysical person. I'm a pretty dedicated theist, and I entirely believe that the reality we experience is a subjective slice of the whole of existence. I'm also not a fucktard. I understand that what I believe is of completely religious nature. Every single person is entitled to their religious beliefs, and as such, religion education, save that in the context of History/The Humanities [curriculum about religion with intent to demonstrate other viewpoints, not to reach as fact]. Here's the deal:

Intelligent Design is in NO WAY a scientific theory. It is entirely religious speculation. Science education is the teaching of scientific theory and method applied to the physical world. It is necessarily devoid of religious speculation. From a basic perspective, I suppose I even believe in the concept that a divine force made existence with intent and purpose. But guess the fuck what? I understand that the idea is entirely religious.

If you want Intelligent Design mentioned in modern US History courses, or in Humanities courses, or Mythology courses, go ahead; you have every right. But for the love of your God, keep it out of Science curriculum, sheep. If you disagree, and think that your "new theory" isn't just repolished monotheism, by all means, comment, and I'll be happy to tell you to go to Hell.